Da Funk

I don't know what it is here.  I'm not sure if the men here think that they are all Matthew McConaughey and therefore they don't need to wear deoderant or if it's some sort of mating ritual that I'm not familiar with but there is some "funk" going on with some of these people.  The best place to exerpience it is in the gym.  Picture this...you go in to the gym and there is no air conditioning so you have a whole room full of smelly people.  Okay, no problem.  I always go right for the tread mill in front of the open window.  Now, Germans don't like drafts so if it starts to get to "fresh" in the gym they all run for the window to close it.  God forbid we all die from a draft of an open window.  I would much rather die from the smell of 10 mens smelly armpits.  I ask myself constantly, "Are you wondering what that smell is?  "Are you thinking that's german machismo or what?"  "Do you smell yourselves?"  "Does someone get in bed with that each night?"  These are the thoughts that run through your mind as your trying not to gag.

Then one day it all came to me.  I was driving down the street and I saw this:

There must be rules about stinkiness!  Yes, I took the picture from my car as I was chasing him down to get his number.  This is who you call to come and get those people.  I feel better now.  I have the number for the "Funk Police".